Heart :: Crazy On You
This song is for the couples at Cedar Point who wear matching sweatsuits while eating a cup of Friar Tuck’s french fries covered in cheese. He comes home from his job at Jeep and she carves out this moment from the banality of checking on his mom in the nursing home and her sisters and all their damn drama and when he walks in, she just goes crazy on him. And he, her. Some wailing and shredding guitar for all the people who have no interest in sharing themselves with the whole wide world but lay it out there for one… other… person.
I feel sorry for us, as Americans at this precise moment in our late capitalist media determinationist state. We know that porn has hurt us, right? We know that hairless bodies with gleaming teeth and stomachs that look like packs of frozen hot dogs are not going to be what builds us a safe home. We know what feels good but mostly not what feels real. We—most of the people I know—think we are supposed to save the world; we think we are supposed to be famous or hip for the cameras in our heads; we think we are going to do the thing to set the whole world aflame, but really, we’re lucky if we can convince even one person to show us their true self.
As a narrative, Crazy on You incorporates all the ideals of intimate love and social equality. It takes our imaginations to the side of a stream where a unicorn is drinking and dispensing sex magic with its eyes. Then it explodes solid rock.
Crazy on You (5.6MB MP3)
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vj said on thursday, august 28th, 2008
anika said on thursday, august 28th, 2008
i love this song!!!!! when i was 7, i had this song on a 45 and played it on my fisher price plastic record player. my cousin and i would dance our patented “crazy on you” dance (which involved lots of arm swinging and hair shaking). great post…takes me back <sigh>
anika said on thursday, august 28th, 2008
also, a unicorn dispensing sex magic with its eyes is a totally disturbing thought, but one which gave me an unrepressable and weird shiver.
joshua said on friday, august 29th, 2008
Wow Katy, nice one. I love this song. I have a soft spot for Cedar Point. And my goodness do I love unicorns.
But I think it might be more complicated. Possibly in two ways. Or maybe three. See, I’m not entirely sure whom my true self is, and I think that writing about music, playing music, starting projects, etc, are often, for me, acts of discovery, hoping I might uncover that elusive core (that, in part, I don’t even believe exists). And all that work, which I sure hope is making me seem hip, is somehow a little, futile gesture toward ‘saving the world’. But I think, selfishly, that when I’m trying to save the world, I’m actually trying to make this sad cruel marble more hospitable—a place where my beinghood might be expressed without risk of being hewn to poem-shards and dream-splints.
I don’t feel crummy that I want a true wild love to call home, as well as a broader world, safe and grace-filled, to make that in. I’m often disappointed, in myself, in that world, but them the costs of driving a unicorns fueled tractor of petty hopeless dreams.
ps — anybody got tips on usage of who/whom in that seventh sentence?
joshua said on friday, august 29th, 2008
Wow, the true self of Joshua sure is emo!
anika said on friday, august 29th, 2008
josh: ‘who’ is correct in that sentence
dave said on saturday, august 30th, 2008
girl, you my hero. I just snort laughed out loud in public when I read “stomachs that look like packs of frozen hot dogs.”
this is genius
katy said on saturday, august 30th, 2008
Oh Joshua, whom is you? I actually think that we do have true selves. It’s the basis of my entire personal and professional life thus far, so let’s not fuck with it, okay? However, you create a nice gap, heretofore unthought of by my teeny brain, of the production possible between having a self/knowing a self. Nice job, wordy pants.
Unmentioned in the post is my theory that my sister and I might actually be Heart, somehow. And studies show that listening to Heart in your formative years is the number one way to become awesome. Any pregnant ladies out there? Get Anika to teach you the Crazy on You dance.
poppy said on tuesday, september 02nd, 2008
If you ever bring up Heart with my uncle, he will get a dreamy smile on his face and talk about the time he passed Nancy Wilson in a hallway and their eyes met for just a second, and she totally was feelin it too. Almost forty years later and his heart still flutters. She’s the one dispensing sex magic.
Jean Paul said on tuesday, september 02nd, 2008
In other words, feeling is formed by the deeds that one does; therefore I cannot consult it as a guide to action. And that is to say that I can neither seek within myself for an authentic impulse to action, nor can I expect, from some ethic, formulae that will enable me to act.
katy said on friday, september 05th, 2008
I just have to add this, from salon.com:
Heart’s Ann and Nancy Wilson have released a statement saying they’re pissed about the use of their song “Barracuda” to introduce Palin (who was “Sarah Barracuda” long before she became a pit bull in lipstick) at the convention, despite their repeated requests that the GOP knock it off. So pissed they had to resort to all caps: “Sarah Palin’s views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women.” The Wilsons also point out that the song was written “as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women,” so “there’s irony in Republican strategists’ choice to make use of it there.” To say the least.

awesome post.